Last meal of 2014, frozen pizza. First meal of 2015, frozen pizza. PGP.

Got an offer to spend NYE at Olive Garden. Seriously considering it. PGP.

Pregamed my hometown bars at Applebee’s. PGP.

It’s “mandatory overtime without pay” season. PGP.

Taking a break from not working. PGP.

Ate lunch alone today. Happy birthday to me. PGP.

Negative net worth. PGP.

Trying to figure out how families of my coworkers live on my salary. PGP

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

I’m starting to wish I was as successful, hardworking, and great as my cover letters say I am. PGP.