Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.

Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.

Contemplating a career change, six months into your new job. PGP.

My LinkedIn Premium trial ends at midnight. PGP.

“Have you ever been for a ride in a certified pre-owned Acura TL?” PGPM.

Thinking that a five minute desk exercise YouTube video will suffice as my daily workout. PGP.