Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

My only Tinder match for the week has been the Bud Light Down for Whatever profile. PGP

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP

My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Signing a card for someone in the office who you didn’t even know existed. PGP.