Fuck that 3 months’ gross, if I’m getting married I probably have to start saving for house and shit too. I’m not going a penny higher than 2 months’ net
Vodka is great for taste but it can leave you feeling inexplicably tired. The solution? Throw tequila in that Bloody Mary, and add some Cholula to your new Bloody Maria. Tequila is known to rev up your engines, and the extra capsaicin cures the stomach hangover
Also, anyone who says they wouldn’t dedicate 3/25 points to corporate sponsors is a blatant liar. I’d try to average around 2 product placements per point
“I like the beach” wasn’t creative, but then again I would’ve run out of shit to say 15 points before that. 1. I work in accounting. 2. I probably drink too much on Thursdays. 3… I like the beach?
I recently interviewed for a 6:30-4:30 job. Didn’t get it, landed a less prestigious 7:30-5. It didn’t seem like a huge deal at the time, but sometimes I wake up around 5:45 and feel really warm and fuzzy as I roll over, thinking “I bet the fucker who got that job is miserable right now”
I call BS on Research Assistant making that list.Getting paid squat to perform menial tasks just to go uncredited on someone else’s published work is the pits
Fuck that 3 months’ gross, if I’m getting married I probably have to start saving for house and shit too. I’m not going a penny higher than 2 months’ net
Going duty free in the USVIs is always helpful too
Some people just live to be assholes to other people. Sometimes it’s hard to avoid them getting under your skin
Vodka is great for taste but it can leave you feeling inexplicably tired. The solution? Throw tequila in that Bloody Mary, and add some Cholula to your new Bloody Maria. Tequila is known to rev up your engines, and the extra capsaicin cures the stomach hangover
Willing to risk a stomach bug?
I agree with every single one of these bullet points. Also, ice play. And there’s nothing wrong with getting tied up yourself
Same problem. It’s even worse when you’re far away from any metro area
The Economist just has a kind of misleading title. It’s a slightly more quantitative BBC, not a publication about economics or aimed at economists
Boiling oceans
I have to work a year before I get a week of vacation. PGP
One up: I just installed Office in my office
Also this layout fucking sucks
Also, anyone who says they wouldn’t dedicate 3/25 points to corporate sponsors is a blatant liar. I’d try to average around 2 product placements per point
“I like the beach” wasn’t creative, but then again I would’ve run out of shit to say 15 points before that. 1. I work in accounting. 2. I probably drink too much on Thursdays. 3… I like the beach?
I suspect he can set content to upload at a certain time, and he fucked up and put AM instead of PM
I was awakened at 5 AM Monday morning by my own shaking
I recently interviewed for a 6:30-4:30 job. Didn’t get it, landed a less prestigious 7:30-5. It didn’t seem like a huge deal at the time, but sometimes I wake up around 5:45 and feel really warm and fuzzy as I roll over, thinking “I bet the fucker who got that job is miserable right now”
I call BS on Research Assistant making that list.Getting paid squat to perform menial tasks just to go uncredited on someone else’s published work is the pits
Is the all-denim look not just for lesbians anymore?
What is a “jartie?”