Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.

**Beep Beep** “Hello! Who was that that just joined?” PGP.

Restarting the computer for a five minute break. PGP.

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP