Booze and Schmooze is a 2012 graduate from a state-run party school in Minnesota, with honors in keg stands, and passive-aggressive MN nice behavior. You can see him rollerblading in the Mall of America with a duck call in honor of the District 5 hockey team, who became the Mighty Ducks.
"Let him make the first move, Conway" - Gordon Bombay
That would mean Malcolm Smith is Julie “The Cat” Gaffney. A non-starter who had the quick hands to make the game clinching interception in the end zone.
Even worse it snowed those 8 inches during morning rush hour commute. But what do you know, we weren’t stranded in our cars for 8+ hours. We must just blow the minds of people in Atlanta of how we do it.
The floor below me at my office complex has been renovated, and no businesses have moved into the office space yet. That newly renovated bathroom has become my island paradise for pinching out a few loafs.
I imagine if a Tebow – T Swift sex tape was leaked, ESPN would hire assassins to murder anyone responsible for making their precious Timmy look bad in the public eye.
The only way this article could be better is if there was a voice recording of you reading the article. That way I could really get into the southern culture.
I’m an outside sales guy a year and a half in for a small (50 person) technology company, and that’s mostly what I do. Hence my user name Booze and Schmooze.
A little off topic, but every time I see Bruno Mars, I’m just overjoyed that he was able to dream big, and not follow his father’s footsteps working in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Also, I’m glad that his father’s singing talents were passed along to him. Oompa, loompa, doompadee do. I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Read my response to your comment above. If you still think that my “mood” is still to hate on women, then I’m not sure what else I can do to make it more clear and gender neutral for you.
Thanks, KPrince. There’s no reason to start gender warfare on this website. The good news is you’re creating stories that are getting comments! Keep it up.
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That would mean Malcolm Smith is Julie “The Cat” Gaffney. A non-starter who had the quick hands to make the game clinching interception in the end zone.
Kudos to those who can make a long distance relationship work. But I will never partake in one, ever.
I’ll take that over this:
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And these are the types of people you meet in Wisconsin
Fuck Sconnies
Even worse it snowed those 8 inches during morning rush hour commute. But what do you know, we weren’t stranded in our cars for 8+ hours. We must just blow the minds of people in Atlanta of how we do it.
DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
The floor below me at my office complex has been renovated, and no businesses have moved into the office space yet. That newly renovated bathroom has become my island paradise for pinching out a few loafs.
Idk man, ESPN people think that Tebow can walk on water.
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Proof.
I imagine if a Tebow – T Swift sex tape was leaked, ESPN would hire assassins to murder anyone responsible for making their precious Timmy look bad in the public eye.
The only way this article could be better is if there was a voice recording of you reading the article. That way I could really get into the southern culture.
I’m an outside sales guy a year and a half in for a small (50 person) technology company, and that’s mostly what I do. Hence my user name Booze and Schmooze.
I can’t complain about any of these games on the list. They’re all fantastic games. I wish they would release a new edition of Roller Coaster Tycoon.
A little off topic, but every time I see Bruno Mars, I’m just overjoyed that he was able to dream big, and not follow his father’s footsteps working in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Also, I’m glad that his father’s singing talents were passed along to him. Oompa, loompa, doompadee do. I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Free Taco Bell and the chance to play video games with a random guy on Craigslist? I’m shocked there wasn’t people lining up outside of his house.
Now that I saw all the food in point #3, I have to take an early lunch. Dammit, I’m a fatty.
Good to know from your perspective as a to-go waitress. I’ve just heard arguments on both sides whether it’s required or not to tip.
After reading your comment, I’m blown away that someone hasn’t put a ring on your finger. Please, for the love of god, keep doing what you’re doing.
Not to mention this douchebag fan that got a Seahawks Super Bowl 48 champion tattoo a week before the NFC Championship game.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24412863/photo-seahawks-fan-gets-super-bowl-xlviii-champs-tattoo
Read my response to your comment above. If you still think that my “mood” is still to hate on women, then I’m not sure what else I can do to make it more clear and gender neutral for you.
Thanks, KPrince. There’s no reason to start gender warfare on this website. The good news is you’re creating stories that are getting comments! Keep it up.