I too had relations with a horse girl back in high school. Although I’m young and stupid now, I was younger and stupider back then. A couple key points. Horse girl will never give you her trust. Horse girl spends her life with the horse. And even after you’ve gone your separate ways with this demon woman, she will lurk around, and somehow manage to be apart of your life for years. Just when you think you’re safe, she likes and shares all of your social media posts. 10/10 stay far away.
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Name checks out.
Better idea, cut those friends out of your life.
such an underrated comment.
You’re doing God’s work Madoff.
Most of them will be on welfare. I’m happy they won’t succeed. Pissed that I’ll be paying for them.
I’d enjoy an article on this
19th hole, I respect the effort.
You motor boating son of a bitch
He’s been the leading voice since the beer snob article he published last year. DeFries/Madoff 2016.
Chill Debreeze is bringing heat in the article and comments section.
I want, no, NEED friends like you Maddoff. Please let me join your brunch squad.
Not having a moderately respectable job. PGP
I drive a Jetta. PGP
Hopefully she does
I too had relations with a horse girl back in high school. Although I’m young and stupid now, I was younger and stupider back then. A couple key points. Horse girl will never give you her trust. Horse girl spends her life with the horse. And even after you’ve gone your separate ways with this demon woman, she will lurk around, and somehow manage to be apart of your life for years. Just when you think you’re safe, she likes and shares all of your social media posts. 10/10 stay far away.
I’ll come DJ. And by DJ I mean get drunk and play George Thorogood and John Mellencamp. We good or what?
Brian loved a good playlist
Working from home…but homeless? Trying to wrap me head around this. But let me ask you, is that device used for the perfect shotgun?
Forgot this was PGP and not TFM. The proper acronym was PGPM.
Receiving booze FAF