Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

Just met my girlfriend’s kids. They’re pretty cool.

7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

Having sex with my shirt on.

The last four banner ads on PGP for me were for Spanx, Jimmy John’s, Planet Fitness and an ad letting me know Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers. PGP.