That looks like my profile picture. I’m pretty sure a couple generations back one of my ancestors got drunk at a zoo and got way too friendly with a gorilla.
I know this isn’t your fault because you’re getting paid to promote this, but can you tell us when that deal expires and I never have to hear about this trash again? I’m planning a party.
JayTas has come back to us a humbled man. With no pride, artifice, or boxer shorts, the “writer” we most love to hate has returned from the stinking, dripping, shameful Elba of Internet exile. Like him or not, you have to admit that it takes balls to stage a comeback with this kind of story.
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How do you make the association between salad and porn? Are you really horny or do you just have a cucumber fetish?
That looks like my profile picture. I’m pretty sure a couple generations back one of my ancestors got drunk at a zoo and got way too friendly with a gorilla.
I know this isn’t your fault because you’re getting paid to promote this, but can you tell us when that deal expires and I never have to hear about this trash again? I’m planning a party.
Milk of the poppy would be at the top. Fucking opium in a milkshake? Sign me up.
There may be some hard feelings.
TFM has #Buttstuff, we have #mouthstuff? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
JayTas has come back to us a humbled man. With no pride, artifice, or boxer shorts, the “writer” we most love to hate has returned from the stinking, dripping, shameful Elba of Internet exile. Like him or not, you have to admit that it takes balls to stage a comeback with this kind of story.
On an unrelated note, where is Knox? Haven’t seen one of his articles in forever.
Yeah? Well my cubicle walls are made of steel(ish) and covered in carpet. They may only be shoulder high, but as a material, that shit is soundproof.
Sarcasm isn’t your strong suit, is it?
I don’t know if sexmas is a thing, but it should be a weekly holiday. Ideally on Tequila Tuesday.
I share an open cube with a middle aged woman and a printer, with my back to the main aisle. What is this “door” you speak of?
That seemed like much more than 4. Incidentally, that’s what people tell me when I play golf too.
This girl apparently really wants to see the balls drop.
Already on it. Always thought New Year’s Eve was overrated. Preach.
We get it, you’re a half-crazy, lonely drunk. I know they say, “Write what you know,” but it’s also ok to stop.
His penis wears a turtleneck so you don’t have to. You could have at least given him a hand jibber.
I’ll gladly pitch in for a late night dinner with lnsayers. Waffle House, baby. Not the shitty one, the nice one across town.
We had to chug two bottles of cheap maple syrup. Talk about the shakes…
I hope they gave you JayTas’s old office, D-Man. You’re killing it today.