If you have made it this far in life without needing it don’t start because if you do you will eventually need it. I’ve tried to stop twice just for monetary reasons and failed both times. I blame Call of Duty when I was in college for me even starting in the first place.
I peaked when PGP retweeted my screenshot of the ESPN alert of Sam Bradford not returning the Eagles phone calls with the caption of “I hope he has his read receipts on”
Assuming that stock photo was taken on a Tuesday that guy is having a far worse one than we are because it appears that his $500 dollar Yeezys are on fire.
At least you don’t have to deal with the 40 year old guy walking around telling all the twenty-somethings about how they are doing their exercises wrong. You can find this guy at any LA Fitness you walk in to.
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I just read this at 10 a.m. I don’t take lunch until 1 p.m. this is going to be a long morning.
If you have made it this far in life without needing it don’t start because if you do you will eventually need it. I’ve tried to stop twice just for monetary reasons and failed both times. I blame Call of Duty when I was in college for me even starting in the first place.
You show me a guy that thinks it looks stupid to wear dress socks in the gym and I will show you a guy that does more laundry then he need to.
I peaked when PGP retweeted my screenshot of the ESPN alert of Sam Bradford not returning the Eagles phone calls with the caption of “I hope he has his read receipts on”
Assuming that stock photo was taken on a Tuesday that guy is having a far worse one than we are because it appears that his $500 dollar Yeezys are on fire.
Replace roof top pool with Put In Bay, Ohio and you are spot on.
At least you don’t have to deal with the 40 year old guy walking around telling all the twenty-somethings about how they are doing their exercises wrong. You can find this guy at any LA Fitness you walk in to.
Tuesdays are worse. I can at least spend all work day Monday looking forward to the Bachelorette.
That 4 for 4 deal has allowed me to get to my next paycheck on more than one occasion, I will not speak badly of it.
I can barely navigate my way around a grocery store well enough to find the Stouffers Mac & Cheese let alone be composed enough to hit on a female.
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