“Todd stood up to go to the kitchen and re-fill his ice water that he knew he’d end up chugging at the sink only to have to fill it up again.” – The accuracy of this.
You have a free gym next to your office that has pin lockers and free member mouthwash. I hope you realize how lucky you are. Take my healthcare which is 20 dollars less than my LA Fitness membership anyway and give me this.
It comes down to what you expect for yourself, no one else. Think about high school, if the try hard got a C and the slacker got a C. Same exact grade two totally different emotional reactions.
I think you are right, judging by the over hand motion and release point of the person on the far left kinda shows that his cap would not have went straight up……….annnnnnnnnd I should probably get back to work.
I’m surprised at how easily you got off the phone. My calls usually end with “ok ill let you go I know you are out” followed by an “oh and did I tell you” 7-8 more times.
It is the most subtle things in these stories that prove how channeled in you are to your own inner basic girl. “hockey match” easily glossed over but so spot on.
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“Todd stood up to go to the kitchen and re-fill his ice water that he knew he’d end up chugging at the sink only to have to fill it up again.” – The accuracy of this.
You spelled four wrong.
“despite the fact that he had no idea what “okay”-looking makeup was supposed to look like.”- The accuracy of this.
These may have been some of the best comments I’ve seen on any column beside TGDAG.
Thank you for your service.
ugh?
I’m not avoiding the life I want because I’m scared it’s because I have bills that aren’t going to pay themselves.
eye contact with no talking can say a lot.
You have a free gym next to your office that has pin lockers and free member mouthwash. I hope you realize how lucky you are. Take my healthcare which is 20 dollars less than my LA Fitness membership anyway and give me this.
It comes down to what you expect for yourself, no one else. Think about high school, if the try hard got a C and the slacker got a C. Same exact grade two totally different emotional reactions.
If that one about college is true and not just for content purposes, it is absolutely hilarious.
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I think you are right, judging by the over hand motion and release point of the person on the far left kinda shows that his cap would not have went straight up……….annnnnnnnnd I should probably get back to work.
How many takes do you guys think this stock photo took?
I’m surprised at how easily you got off the phone. My calls usually end with “ok ill let you go I know you are out” followed by an “oh and did I tell you” 7-8 more times.
Was this wedding in Pittsburgh?
It is the most subtle things in these stories that prove how channeled in you are to your own inner basic girl. “hockey match” easily glossed over but so spot on.
I think we can all agree that “Ol Fezziwig Ale” is a terrific name.
Money is king. Nothing will ever change that.
I try to buy something and get a bag in my hand the second I walk into any mall to erase the idea for other people that I am in there for enjoyment.