The hourly guys where I work get 5 sick days they can use throughout the year at any time with no guilt for using them. Salary guys get “unlimited” sick days to use but must be extremely sick and will get guilted when using them. It really sucks being salary.
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I have goosebumps.
Speaking from experience?
I wasn’t allowed to go watch Harry Potter movies with all the other kids during school for the year-end celebration. I feel your pain.
Was expecting to read more humble brags about you having a girlfriend.
Time for all of the humble brags about how much people have to work long hours/at home because their jobs are so laborious. Spare me.
What about excessively passive aggressive? One of my strong points, I believe.
Not necessarily true.
I refuse to believe this list. Biochemistry obviously pay better than Spanish or social sciences or the handful of worthless majors ahead of it.
The hourly guys where I work get 5 sick days they can use throughout the year at any time with no guilt for using them. Salary guys get “unlimited” sick days to use but must be extremely sick and will get guilted when using them. It really sucks being salary.
Thank you for that visual.
See: Hastily made Cleveland tourism video part 2
That was a truly terrible idea. Not surprised they are going back to how it should be.
Todd doesn’t “have” to do anything. I’m done feeling bad for him. At this point he’s choosing it.
The worst. Just the worst. Fuck.
“Oh you’re a chemist? You ever think about making meth? Hehe”
“No”
“You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don’t take -Wayne Gretzky”. -Michael Scott
Mine used to ban PGP. Idk what happened but I’m not complaining.
Yes. A Chronicles of Todd will start moving my week in a positive direction away from this dumpster fire of a Monday.
Jake gets to go to college and I have to go sit in a cubicle. I’m pretty sure he wins.
I can’t help but think of Johnny Drama correcting Saigon’s mom when they’re talking about Rodeo Drive