I am literally dead inside.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

I’m too new at this to be this tired of it already. PGP.

Went to bed last night with a smile on my face thinking about the coffee I would have this morning. PGP.

Took 13 hours to drive home. Took 13 hours and one minute to realize I left my apartment keys at my parents’ house. PGP.

I got a raise and have no idea how or why it happened. I’m not asking questions. PGP.

Friday, you son of a bitch! PGP.

I hate not being able to afford something far more than I would enjoy owning it. PGP.

Last meal of 2014, frozen pizza. First meal of 2015, frozen pizza. PGP.

When STD stands for “Save The Date” and not “Sexually Transmitted Disease.” PGP.