Recently had a match use the word “mansplaining.” I deleted that shit faster than a confidential email. You seriously dodged a bullet on this one, Nick.
The only reason it seems like my life is on track is because I lack the squad for brunch and happy hour. Personally, I’d rather have the memories, stories, and excessive bar tabs.
Yeah, I fail to see the issue here. Now you get overtime pay. I’m on engineering gig #3 and they’ve all been salary nonexempt. Enjoy paying off that student loan a little quicker.
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I’ll transfer jobs to Pennsylvania if it gets me access to this magical place. You’re living the dream, Madoff.
“I can’t believe you think I’d be this stupid.”
It’s not just Todd. We all do.
I’m already dead inside. Social media followers don’t trigger my anxiety anymore.
“poor, lazy, introverted people like myself”
*sigh* ……sup?
Taking a page out of DrunkCartographer’s playbook…
Recently had a match use the word “mansplaining.” I deleted that shit faster than a confidential email. You seriously dodged a bullet on this one, Nick.
“Real world sex isn’t like porn.” Anyone who says this is vanilla af and is doing it wrong.
You sure used a lot of words to let us know you’re on the wrong side of the hot/crazy line.
Sounds like Todd’s gf has a younger – and equally annoying – sister.
Real talk: have at least one witness in the room; someone on par with you on the corporate ladder. Harassment suits are a motherfucker. Good luck.
I wonder if Todd has experience with those…
Ordering in allows me to avoid the shrieking urchins known as “children.” Laziness has nothing to do with it.
The only reason it seems like my life is on track is because I lack the squad for brunch and happy hour. Personally, I’d rather have the memories, stories, and excessive bar tabs.
Oh I like you… More of this, please.
Yeah, I fail to see the issue here. Now you get overtime pay. I’m on engineering gig #3 and they’ve all been salary nonexempt. Enjoy paying off that student loan a little quicker.
Nice humblebrag, Don Draper
Just shave it. I lost the fight in college and embraced the bald.
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First big kid job after college was 4 10 hour days, in addition to my hour 1 way commute. Caffeine nap during lunch break was a game changer.
House parties requires friends, which I do not have. PGP