Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
This man is a wordsmith of the highest level. I mean, “syphilitic cunt donkey?” “Cherubic concubine twat lord?” The English language doesn’t get more poetic than that.
She doesn’t have Selter’s curves, but she has a better face and smile, in my opinion.
Jillian scares the crap out of me.
Coach Eric Taylor?
“Aaannndddd, you passed out again, didn’t you?”
Props to the chick who proposed the giant orgy.
This man is a wordsmith of the highest level. I mean, “syphilitic cunt donkey?” “Cherubic concubine twat lord?” The English language doesn’t get more poetic than that.
I regret watching this.
Mighty Ducks 4: Return of the Knucklepuck.
I wouldn’t mind getting to know her sister.
When you’re in the mood, you’re in the mood.
“I literally can’t even.”
Easy. Never.
Sociopaths, that’s who.
Lucky charms tacos…I know what I’m having for dinner tonight.
What the hell was that girl doing when she was sticking her legs through the rings.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
What’s the PGP equivalent of RFM? Whatever it is, this qualifies, I think.