Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
It sounds weird, but get the Hormone Horoscope App. It will explain exactly what’s going on with your girlfriend every day of her cycle. It even tells you what kind of impulse buys/emotional episodes she’s going to experience for that day.
Definitely tip hotel room attendants (that’s what we called them in the business, though you know them as “housekeepers” or “maids”). The thing most people don’t know is that everything that a guest *may* have touched has to be replaced for a “changeover” room, as opposed to a “holdover” room, where the guest is the same the next night.
In a changeover, the attendant has to change all towels, all sheets, and all “other” things that that property may offer that could be used by a guest. This means that, even though a guest may have used just one towel, they have to replace all of the towels.
I agree with the statement that “if you leave the room a disaster, leave a tip.” However, I have to mention that most of these room attendants don’t make much more than minimum wage, but they work much harder than most servers. I’ve done both, and I will vouch for room attendants over servers 100% of the time.
Bottom line: tip your room attendants. Even $1 a day is helpful.
What? I’m only checking PGP because I knew something new would be posted. No, it’s not the fifth time I’ve checked this afternoon. LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU WHORE!!!
Yeah, everyone I know in BigLaw is secretly depressed, but they love making BigLaw salaries.
Good call assuming we drink on day 1. I sure did. I also drank on day 2, day 3, day 4…
I see that you also watched Doug on Nickelodeon. Funday is the best idea ever.
StarCraft. That and the Sim____ games. I even played SimAnt, for christ’s sake.
It sounds weird, but get the Hormone Horoscope App. It will explain exactly what’s going on with your girlfriend every day of her cycle. It even tells you what kind of impulse buys/emotional episodes she’s going to experience for that day.
“Wait…pull what out?” Having many different meanings…PGP.
Definitely tip hotel room attendants (that’s what we called them in the business, though you know them as “housekeepers” or “maids”). The thing most people don’t know is that everything that a guest *may* have touched has to be replaced for a “changeover” room, as opposed to a “holdover” room, where the guest is the same the next night.
In a changeover, the attendant has to change all towels, all sheets, and all “other” things that that property may offer that could be used by a guest. This means that, even though a guest may have used just one towel, they have to replace all of the towels.
I agree with the statement that “if you leave the room a disaster, leave a tip.” However, I have to mention that most of these room attendants don’t make much more than minimum wage, but they work much harder than most servers. I’ve done both, and I will vouch for room attendants over servers 100% of the time.
Bottom line: tip your room attendants. Even $1 a day is helpful.
I’m pretty sure that “slip ____ a Lincoln” is a Power Move in and of itself. Well played, sir. Well played.
Anne, if you can handle 7+ drinks, you’re my kind of lady.
RIP Poop Face.
#11 – A little too “The Bell Jar,” for me.
I’m not competitive. In fact, I’m so non-competitive that I’m the least competitive person ever, so I win.
I hate that I’m actually curious about this.
What? I’m only checking PGP because I knew something new would be posted. No, it’s not the fifth time I’ve checked this afternoon. LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU WHORE!!!
He only missed by about two feet in both height and length. He’ll get ’em next time, I’m sure.
“I didn’t ask for this!”
You 100% asked for this, buddy.
Yeah, we lost that right once we decided “Hey, you know what would be great for my social life? Law School!”
Come on, now. We lawyers know that there’s a law against that. 15 U.S.C. § 1125(d).
Brushing off herpes as “just a cold sore.” TFM.
Did you make up that Courtney Love joke all by yourself? Definitely made me chuckle.