I got invited to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. PGP.

Crushed so much Serial this morning. PGP.

My parents still have to co-sign on my apartment lease. PGP.

Running to Stein Mart for a weekend outfit because you don’t have time to do laundry. PGP.

“Can I borrow your stapler?” PGP.

I went first in white elephant. PGP.

Work Christmas party is a cash bar. PGP.

I can’t drink margaritas anymore because of the heartburn. PGP.

I ate healthy last week and still managed to gain two lbs. PGP.

There’s no way I’m hitting my sales quota. PGP.