Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.

Dreamt I won the lottery again last night. PGP.

Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

I’ve started referring to revenue as “rev”.

My mom still slips me 20s. PGP.

My coworker caught me changing into workout clothes in my car. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.