Took Saturday night off due to a bad case of heartburn. PGP.

Happy wife means fuck my life. PGP.

Work travel on your birthday. PGP.

“Why did the guys in marketing get a half day?” PGP.

These Cyber Monday deals aren’t that good. PGP.

I want to break up with my girlfriend, but I can’t afford the rent by myself. PGP.

“How long will my gchat stay green until my status goes idle?” PGP.

I’m really going to start taking things seriously next week. PGP.

I shouldn’t have stayed out until 10 on a work night. PGP.

Getting new tires on my car means not eating out for a month. PGP.