I now have preset AM radio stations

I feel like a western gunslinger whenever I alt-tab as my boss walks by. PGP

I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP

Reading fraternity emails from the list serve while bored at work. PGP

I feel no shame for job searching during my morning coffee dump.

Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.

Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP