Best specializes in making fun of men and wondering why she is still single. She has over 6,000 followers on Periscope, the reason for which she has yet to figure out. Her Tinder bio once went viral for including a pretty mediocre fart joke. Neither of these events she allows anyone in her life to forget.
To bring you up to speed, “sleep with” is a colloquial phrase that typically insinuates sex. While she did technically fall asleep with him, the fact that she woke up fully clothed hints they did not fully engage in sexual intercourse. Hope this helps.
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Yes, this is all 100% true, everyone. Please do not move here. Thank you.
Don’t worry guys, I only subbed in for this week. Taylor is still your premiere authority on Guys Being Dudes.
Duplicative efforts. PGP.
To bring you up to speed, “sleep with” is a colloquial phrase that typically insinuates sex. While she did technically fall asleep with him, the fact that she woke up fully clothed hints they did not fully engage in sexual intercourse. Hope this helps.
1. “What are the odds you’re on the toilet right now?” (Success rate is low)
Not sure if my cred got edited out or if I’m just a dumbass but my secret santa was BBisgard45.
We may not be many, but we are out there. Keep the faith.
Great point, it is very important for women to disclose their full sexual history with any potential new partner.
They have toilets in the subway??
I don’t think I’m her type, though.
Gotta give the people what they want.
Your assumption that I would not know the Canadian national bird offhand is both accurate and appreciated
Daniel sure makes a lot of eagle metaphors for someone who’s national bird is the fucking loon.
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Insta handle is in the bio, fam. As for credentials, I went to the same high school as the Damn Daniel kid, so I think that says all you need to know.
That shit is getting posted. I just won’t publish names or email addresses to protect the privacy of my future family.
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I have 90 Twitter followers. It’s a PGP.
You’ll always be 28 to us.
I’ve got a Nalgene o’ Marg with your name on it, Shib.