What this doesn’t reveal is that the amount of time without a response combined with the emojis and exclamation points just indicates she will lead you along for a couple of convos and then never speak to you again
America: love it or leave Scott. I mean shit, what are you gonna do? Quit and come back 30 years later and burn the company down and pretend like everything is cool afterwards?
How bout those coexist stickers? Nothing makes me bemoan my civilian puke existence more than the assholes who proudly display these stickers on the back of their rusted out sedan. And don’t even get me started on people with political stickers from two elections ago.
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[door slams as Todd leaves the apartment, forever]
Pronounced deter as Peter in my head…that was weird
Except when, you know, there’s a recall on beef.
Are the rats grass fed?
That’s fucking awesome
Not to split hairs here, but can’t every beer be for breakfast?
Wait, I’m supposed to save money?
What this doesn’t reveal is that the amount of time without a response combined with the emojis and exclamation points just indicates she will lead you along for a couple of convos and then never speak to you again
America: love it or leave Scott. I mean shit, what are you gonna do? Quit and come back 30 years later and burn the company down and pretend like everything is cool afterwards?
I’d really like to see a nice spider 2 y banana
Everything I say is a lie, except for that, and that, and that….
Wholly guacamole!
Who the fuck is Veronica?
Woah, easy with the see you next Tuesday. I thought this was a respectable publication.
That guy just laid every girl out there.
Doubt it
How bout those coexist stickers? Nothing makes me bemoan my civilian puke existence more than the assholes who proudly display these stickers on the back of their rusted out sedan. And don’t even get me started on people with political stickers from two elections ago.
Fuck the Pats
I’m not anti Good People, but El Gordo? Get fucking real.
Are…are the desks invisible? I’m scared.