Ate Pizza Hut buffet for lunch. Questioning everything now. PGP.

Whoops, got drunk on a Tuesday. PGP.

Size 36 on Friday. Size 38 on Monday. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Put in my two weeks notice and got a hefty raise and promotion instead. I still want to quit. PGP.

Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

I ate a hamburger bun for breakfast. PGP.

Day dreaming about sex in my morning meeting. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.