My cable went out during Jeopardy last night. PGP.

Your boss interrupting a call he made to you with “Hold on while I hit this next shot.” PGP.

Getting a phone call after 4:00 PM heading into a long holiday weekend. PGP.

Thinking your girlfriend is physically attracted to you. PGP.

Mumbling “fuck you” under your breath to everyone that emails you asking for “an update”. PGP.