I’m still not sure if I have to work Friday or not. PGP.

Decided not to shower this morning just so I could sleep in for an extra 10 minutes. PGP.

Getting to the office at 7 a.m. Eating “lunch” at 4 p.m. PGP

Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

There’s always trade school. PGP.

The kief catcher on my grinder is the closest thing I have to a savings account. PGP.

Having your hair color described as salt and pepper. At age 27. PGP.

Made a game time decision to wear my “fun” socks to work. Most exciting thing I did all week. PGP.

People you’ve never met endorsing you on LinkedIn. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.