I used to go to Subway for lunch just about every day, and every time someone in front of me would have some deplorable, rancid concoction. Once saw a girl do a footlong buffalo chicken, with a scoop of tuna, buffalo sauce and BBQ sauce….disgusting
In the midst of all we have going on in this country, its refreshing to see that he can still lay back and kick it with comedians…because if you can’t set aside terror threats, race wars, immigration and health insurance for a little publicity, why even become President?
There was a reason no acting President had been so involved with the pop culture media prior to Barry…putting aside my general dislike for him, I wouldn’t like this move if it were any President.
I’m not passionate about anything, but if I were #1 on that list would be fantasy football collusion. That said, if they don’t do this everyone else is screwed because if that squad makes the playoffs its probably sheets for everyone else.
I have rarely dated girls who were not blonde. However, I absolutely have a brunette preference. Maybe this is why I am still single and my mother hates me?
1. If you don’t plan on sleeping with me, hour and a half, two hours tops.
2. See above
3. Yes, I know you don’t understand. It isn’t finance though
4. Yup
5. No. Yes. No
6. Umm…boobs, yeah
7. No chance
8. 3-4 times a week (read: never, but I do have a gym membership)
9. A small private school you have never heard of that is well known for its high academic standards (read: state school, don’t judge me)
10. You’re the one who brought it up.
11. Nope, just me darling.
12. Nope again.
13. Is that an offer or a threat to be held over my head?
14. Absolutely, finally something we can agree on.
15. OK once in a while, but let not make a habit of it.
16. 46, and if you say you’re an 11 that means your a 46 too.
17. Football and lacrosse, captain for both. Nice to meet someone who appreciates when I peaked.
18. JUST SEND ONE, I will answer when I can.
19. Go-to first date outfit, I typically dress like a slob.
20. Your anatomy was a dead giveaway.
My old office had a guy who was the KING of stall to stall conversations. If he was in there and the bathroom door opened, he would immediately start guessing who it was. Most awkward situation ever, especially when you walk in at the same time as your boss and yours is the first name he guesses……
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Sadly, I know exactly what you mean…
I used to go to Subway for lunch just about every day, and every time someone in front of me would have some deplorable, rancid concoction. Once saw a girl do a footlong buffalo chicken, with a scoop of tuna, buffalo sauce and BBQ sauce….disgusting
In the midst of all we have going on in this country, its refreshing to see that he can still lay back and kick it with comedians…because if you can’t set aside terror threats, race wars, immigration and health insurance for a little publicity, why even become President?
There was a reason no acting President had been so involved with the pop culture media prior to Barry…putting aside my general dislike for him, I wouldn’t like this move if it were any President.
End rant.
As a Bills fan, I hate the Pats, but if Tom Brady handed Daniel Snyder a small pox blanket, I think there would be more celebration than Christmas
I have a cat so I don’t run out of things to hate…
Smh, its always a guy named Chad…
I’m not passionate about anything, but if I were #1 on that list would be fantasy football collusion. That said, if they don’t do this everyone else is screwed because if that squad makes the playoffs its probably sheets for everyone else.
Happy birthday!
I have rarely dated girls who were not blonde. However, I absolutely have a brunette preference. Maybe this is why I am still single and my mother hates me?
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation- Tony Soprano
Also, what does your Tuesday night look like?
1. If you don’t plan on sleeping with me, hour and a half, two hours tops.
2. See above
3. Yes, I know you don’t understand. It isn’t finance though
4. Yup
5. No. Yes. No
6. Umm…boobs, yeah
7. No chance
8. 3-4 times a week (read: never, but I do have a gym membership)
9. A small private school you have never heard of that is well known for its high academic standards (read: state school, don’t judge me)
10. You’re the one who brought it up.
11. Nope, just me darling.
12. Nope again.
13. Is that an offer or a threat to be held over my head?
14. Absolutely, finally something we can agree on.
15. OK once in a while, but let not make a habit of it.
16. 46, and if you say you’re an 11 that means your a 46 too.
17. Football and lacrosse, captain for both. Nice to meet someone who appreciates when I peaked.
18. JUST SEND ONE, I will answer when I can.
19. Go-to first date outfit, I typically dress like a slob.
20. Your anatomy was a dead giveaway.
Time to start looking for a new bank….errr I mean job
My old office had a guy who was the KING of stall to stall conversations. If he was in there and the bathroom door opened, he would immediately start guessing who it was. Most awkward situation ever, especially when you walk in at the same time as your boss and yours is the first name he guesses……
Probably mean quarter-zip, as in quarter zip sweaters…however, see GOB’s comment above.
Every PR girl in NYC other than these two are saying “Why didn’t we think of this?”
And that is only because LeBrons mom still lives there