Colleagues that make jokes in public that people would only understand if they work here. PGP.

A girl in my office had “fell down the stairs and bruised her elbow” last week so she worked from home. Today, she “fell on the street and bruised her knee”, so now she’s working from home. PGP.

Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.

The only napkins in my house are from Chipotle. PGP.

Getting reprimanded for putting Last Chance U in the Education section of my company profile. PGP.

Announcing “I’ll keep working on this when I get home” knowing damn well that’s a bold face lie. PGP.

“We’re getting into the weeds here, but…” PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.