Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/13 Put gym and work bags down behind my car, put car seat into wife’s car, grabbed mail from yesterday, said good bye, and then ran the fuck over my work and gym bag. Wife is still laughing. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on What I'm Wearing In Summer '17 Same 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: June 2 I get really sad when golf plans fall through. Prayers for your future tee time 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/2 Throw in a bat flip or two 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on A Dude's Breakdown Of Week 2 Of "The Bachelorette" Astute observation. 33 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Society Is Putting Too Much Pressure On Men To Have Full Heads Of Hair I’m 6′ and like, not fat I guess. I would say if you have a normal shaped head you’re ok 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Society Is Putting Too Much Pressure On Men To Have Full Heads Of Hair Was balding. Shaved it all off a few weeks ago and haven’t looked back. 41 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Hit Up Our Memorial Day Sale So You And Dad Can Dominate Summer 2K17 Ya. But for the most part it’s quality stuff that should last for a long time. At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m paying my minimum balance on my credit card. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on I’m Going To Lose This Weight: Revenge Body Getting back at someone is inherently petty. So of course it’s ridiculous. That’s kind of the point 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on The Bachelorette's Whaboom Guy's IMDB Is Exactly What You Want It To Be I mean, is anyone actually submitting photos that they can upload? Hard to knock them for not posting if they don’t exist. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Make Up My romantic side wants it to work. But I hate the romantic side of me. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Stop Deleting Your Text Messages Anytime my boss texts me I delete it immediately after replying. The last thing I want is to send a penis joke to my boss that was meant for my wife. 80 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/23 My 5 month old is really in to waking up at 3 am just to chat – so I may have to supplement coffee with something more powerful today. 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Eight Obnoxious Gym Habits I Can Get On Board With You just take them on and off during that exercise. You don’t like, walk around barefoot. Unless you don’t want toes. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Eight Obnoxious Gym Habits I Can Get On Board With Shoeless deadlifter. It makes it easier somehow. 32 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on The Last Time I Did Each Of The Things You're Definitely Not Supposed To Do At Weddings Expose him 38 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Assistant to the Man 8 years ago on Existential Crises. PGP. That sounds like free money 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Put gym and work bags down behind my car, put car seat into wife’s car, grabbed mail from yesterday, said good bye, and then ran the fuck over my work and gym bag.
Wife is still laughing.
Same
I get really sad when golf plans fall through. Prayers for your future tee time
Throw in a bat flip or two
Job interview this afternoon. Healthy pay raise involved. Got the nervous poops. Coffee is limited as a result.
Astute observation.
I’m 6′ and like, not fat I guess. I would say if you have a normal shaped head you’re ok
Was balding. Shaved it all off a few weeks ago and haven’t looked back.
Ya. But for the most part it’s quality stuff that should last for a long time.
At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m paying my minimum balance on my credit card.
Getting back at someone is inherently petty. So of course it’s ridiculous. That’s kind of the point
I mean, is anyone actually submitting photos that they can upload?
Hard to knock them for not posting if they don’t exist.
My romantic side wants it to work. But I hate the romantic side of me.
Anytime my boss texts me I delete it immediately after replying. The last thing I want is to send a penis joke to my boss that was meant for my wife.
x3
My 5 month old is really in to waking up at 3 am just to chat – so I may have to supplement coffee with something more powerful today.
You just take them on and off during that exercise. You don’t like, walk around barefoot. Unless you don’t want toes.
Shoeless deadlifter. It makes it easier somehow.
Expose him
That sounds like free money
Confirmed. Had to let my dog know she’s no longer top cute dog