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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/23

COFFFEE

Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

I PITY THE FOOL THAT STANDS IN YOUR WAY TODAY. YOU’RE A DOMINATION MACHINE FUELED BY COFFEE AND AMBITION THAT NO MAN OR WOMAN LIVING OR DEAD CAN STOP. MOST PEOPLE ONLY DREAM OF ACHIEVING THE LEVEL OF SUCCESS YOU’RE ABOUT TO ACHIEVE ON A TUESDAY. YOU’RE GOING TO COME OUT SWINGING AND CONTINUE SWINGING UNTIL YOU’VE HIT A HOME RUN SO DEEP THAT BARRY BONDS HIMSELF WILL ACCUSE YOU OF ABUSING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS. YOU ARE A BADASS AND YOU KNOW IT. NOW GET OUT THERE AND TAKE SOULS LIKE SHANG TSUNG. CLOSE DEALS LIKE MICHAEL SCOTT. STACK PAPER LIKE YOUNG JEEZY. THIS DAY IS YOURS.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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