Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

My boss sees white and gold, I see blue and black. This explains so much.

Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Calling in sick on opening day after giving your 2 weeks.

I’ve fantasized about going full Terry Tate on every person in my office at least once.

Getting annoyed at your coworkers because they ask you to do your job. #PGP

I would still rather be a Pokémon Master than whatever it is I’m doing with my life.