Keeping your fingers crossed for the hot interviewee. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

Meticulously reading the Employee Labor Laws poster in the break room in hopes of finding a violation I can report. PGP

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.

My money is mostly spent on looking like I’m some sort of success story. PGP

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

Finding out years later that your parents were right. About everything. PGP

The grunting of older co-workers at the urinals. PGP.

If I get 30 minutes less or more sleep than 8 hours my day is ruined.