Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

I just can’t get up early enough to cook breakfast. PGP.

The last four banner ads on PGP for me were for Spanx, Jimmy John’s, Planet Fitness and an ad letting me know Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

My job is basically to get yelled at all day for things that were in no way my fault. PGP.