Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.

Coworkers who insist on loudly having personal phone calls with their doctor in the break room. PGP.

Coworkers who show you their weight loss before-and after photos. Every. Week. PGP.

Had to take an “iPhone Basics” class at the Apple Store for my work phone. PGP.

Pinched a nerve putting on my shirt this morning. PGP.

AIM is shutting down. The last trace of the 90s is officially gone. PGP.

My mom calls me ‘sweetie’ in public…Im 28. PGP.

Spending the weekend helping my boss move. PGP.

Getting more matches on bumblebizz than I ever got on bumble. PGP.

Transferring credit card balances to avoid the interest. PGP.