No worries, I don’t find it offensive (or really any of those words). Male/Female just seems like a cringingly awkward way to refer to a person outside of some scientific context.
It’s insane. My 24-fucking-four year old friends were just talking about how bitter they’ll be if they don’t get a ring this year. I can barely plan my weekend, don’t ask me to plan a wedding yet.
I’m assuming either your scale is broken or that was a fuck ton of temporary water/sodium weight. 12 pounds is 42,000 calories in a single day and I don’t think there’s a human alive that can do that without rupturing their stomach (although I seemed to be trying my best to reach that as I drunkenly raided the kitchen after New Years).
I think we’re going to the Cirque du Soleil party. But if you’ve never been to Nashville, definitely check out broadway. It’s overpriced and packed and touristy but I still loved seeing it for the first time. Midtown is where most of the locals go out, also fun but less crowded/expensive.
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Just put alcohol in front of me and I’ll consider you a damn good bartender.
If slamming an entire bottle of wine alone while playing Skyrim is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
Or just ask her if she also likes to live, laugh, and love.
If they put zero effort into their bio then it’s totally justified to put zero effort into your opener.
This is when you send your work buddy an urgent email/IM asking them to bring you a slice.
Perfect. But only if you’re whispering it in her ear.
No worries, I don’t find it offensive (or really any of those words). Male/Female just seems like a cringingly awkward way to refer to a person outside of some scientific context.
I get weirdly uncomfortable whenever a human woman is called a female.
It’s insane. My 24-fucking-four year old friends were just talking about how bitter they’ll be if they don’t get a ring this year. I can barely plan my weekend, don’t ask me to plan a wedding yet.
While hoping and praying that they don’t bother you with any questions.
I agree with all of these except Sydney White being above Big Fat Liar. Just garbage placement right there.
This is batshit crazy and I love it.
The girl you refer to as ‘the fat friend’ couldn’t see what a good guy you are? Shocking.
I just want that DINK status.
I’m assuming either your scale is broken or that was a fuck ton of temporary water/sodium weight. 12 pounds is 42,000 calories in a single day and I don’t think there’s a human alive that can do that without rupturing their stomach (although I seemed to be trying my best to reach that as I drunkenly raided the kitchen after New Years).
You and your friends sound awesome.
I’m reuniting with a bunch of friends from college in Nashville. We’ll drink like freshman year and someone will probably be arrested.
I think we’re going to the Cirque du Soleil party. But if you’ve never been to Nashville, definitely check out broadway. It’s overpriced and packed and touristy but I still loved seeing it for the first time. Midtown is where most of the locals go out, also fun but less crowded/expensive.
I’m heading to Nashville for NYE too. Should be an absolute shit show of a night.
I want to get global entry so bad but they don’t have an office in my entire state.