Some thoughts:
1. had a moment of excitement about the name, then disappointment
2. you can’t appear productive if you don’t have a job/aren’t looking for one
3. the obsession with good looking nails ahead of a proposal is too real
4. I hope Todd proposes back in the States just to hear girl complain about a missed Insta opportunity
Girl wanted to look at pictures of the same breed of dog on Google image search for an hour in the middle of this date. Had me shook, didn’t know if I was so boring that she thought showing me pictures of dogs was better than talking. Realized later that she was just a crazy dog person.
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I know Girl is a fictional character but her suffering makes me so happy
humble brag
v on brand post here Walt
Some thoughts:
1. had a moment of excitement about the name, then disappointment
2. you can’t appear productive if you don’t have a job/aren’t looking for one
3. the obsession with good looking nails ahead of a proposal is too real
4. I hope Todd proposes back in the States just to hear girl complain about a missed Insta opportunity
Equity markets are open on Monday, what are you talking about?
I put a dollar in, I won a car. I put a dollar in, I won a car. I put a dollar in, I won a car.
Stock photo girl, would.
@Micah
Gotta respect the evil mastermind that is Girl
this is an insane story
one championship, repeat, threepeat
I love the penny stock pitch
preach
I was expecting this to be a column by Will
If she was looking at horses I would have left through the bathroom window
Girl wanted to look at pictures of the same breed of dog on Google image search for an hour in the middle of this date. Had me shook, didn’t know if I was so boring that she thought showing me pictures of dogs was better than talking. Realized later that she was just a crazy dog person.
honorable mention: Dick Whitman aka Don Draper
What is going on with downvoting in the comments?
Chronicles of Todd: Waking up from a nightmare drenched in sweat
well done