Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.

Googling “how to make new friends after college.” PGP.

Getting caught using the handicap stall when an actual handicapped coworker comes rolling in. PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.

Every time I have to use an exclamation point in an email, I die a little inside. PGP.