Took the day off, going in anyways because I’m too behind on work.

I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

My company’s lack of a tuition reimbursement policy confirming my suspicion that they want me to be stuck in this position forever. PGP.

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

I just shat coffee. PGP

The fake hollow laugh you give a co-worker who just told a terrible joke

Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

The organization that I applied to work for just sent my current boss an employment questionnaire about me. PGP.

My older co-workers are always asking me to “jazz up this Power Point presentation”. PGP.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP