“Please let me know if you have anymore questions!”

Got excited when I was invited to get drinks with “the girls”. Bailed when I heard we weren’t meeting until 10pm. PGP.

It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

Secretly hoping the plastic bottle vodka gag gift makes it around to you in the company gift exchange. PGP.

My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.