Having as many email reminders throughout the day as I have alarms in the morning. PGP.

Look good, play good. Except I can no longer fit in my “look good” clothing. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Planning to do nothing for the weekend so it goes by as slowly as possible. PGP.

Anxiety before handing in my two week notice. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

Trying to decide between getting up early to make breakfast, or sleeping in and eating pop-tarts at your desk. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.