Being on a terrible date and the waiter takes an hour to give you the bill. awkward. PGP

New at the company and didn’t know the lock on the end bathroom stall was “faulty.” Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP.

Adding superfluous items to your shopping cart so it doesn’t look like you live alone. PGP.

People walking into your office despite your door being closed and lunch on your desk is the same thing as people talking to you with your headphones in. PGP.

CEO is testifying in front of the Senate, company temporarily blocks streaming. PGP.

Realized while studying for licensing exam that I’m just as bad at studying as an adult as I was during college. PGP.

3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.

A Sponge Bob meme got blocked at work because it had the word bikini on it. PGP.

Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.