Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp

Already hating a new job I haven’t even started yet. PGP.

Since the new year began, I’ve been spending 60% of time at work applying to jobs, 20% catching up on news, 10% eating or drinking coffee, and 10% or less actually doing work. PGP.

Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.