Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.