My only real motivation at work is not to get fired and not to get hassled. PGP.

Wishing you had a more ergonomic chair. PGP.

Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch, especially if it means you’re forced to soberly interact with coworkers. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.