Just another clown who feels the need to go out of his way to be sure we don’t make the mistake of thinking he might like soccer. You don’t have to pull your head out of the sand to tell us that you buried it.
…except that it is. That’s how I got here. I guess you could split hairs though and say that it was only a link to the rant that was actually on Facebook.
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Glad this was finally said.
“Every one of us has been eating Chipotle with a boner and suddenly remembered that we forgot to text someone back.”
And I thought I was the only one.
I used to microwave shredded mozzarella over Doritos when I was in high school. One of the greatest snacks ever.
As staunchly patriotic as I am, Frida could convince me to renounce my citizinship.
Well there goes my next paycheck
“He doesn’t stop hanging out with you because you had sex on the first date; he stops because after sex, you guys didn’t have much to talk about…”
High five!
I hope you pay attention to the next video you watch. *cough*0:54*cough*
Note to self: Cancel trip to Massachusetts
Just another clown who feels the need to go out of his way to be sure we don’t make the mistake of thinking he might like soccer. You don’t have to pull your head out of the sand to tell us that you buried it.
First day of summer?
So you’re telling me #TeamKatie should still have been allowed to complete?
“Remember that one time” to describe something happening right now.
Citation?
Despite all my girlfriend’s good qualities, she is Nickelback’s fan, and I suffer regularly because of this.
Mortal Kombat. Give me this.
Between this and cats stealing dog beds, how the hell am I expected to do any work today?
What the fox this?
Switch hitter?
…except that it is. That’s how I got here. I guess you could split hairs though and say that it was only a link to the rant that was actually on Facebook.