I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.

Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.