Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

I just told somebody to “join the team.” I feel like a little part of me has died.

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

Phoning it in today.

Fell for a Tinder bot…again. PGP.