I’m on a first name basis with all of the over the phone IT guys. PGP

Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.

“Sorry I’m late, my kids are on Spring Break.”

Apparently everyone at my office is a meteorologist.

That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

Custodian just has to clean the restroom right as I’m in the middle of dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl. PGP