5OClockShadow

"Technically, Pablo Escobar was in sales."

Member Since 07/20/2013

I’m Trying And Failing At Being An Early Morning Workout Guy

I Hate Your Tattoo

What It Would Look Like If Real-Life Dating Was Like Bumble

The Five Kinds Of Regulars You’ll See At Chipotle

Some Dick Stole 3,272 Cases Of Sweetwater Beer And Now It Has To Be Destroyed

Trump Supporters Have Their Own Dating Site and It’s Exactly What You’d Expect

New York City Is Overrated

Let’s Bring Silk Boxers Back

I Prefer Getting Ghosted

Black Market Ride Sharing Increases In Austin After Uber Is Kicked Out, Because Of Course It Did