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29: LeBron for sure.
So you’d rather create mutual mortification with your Carrie prom scene than wait a week for the favor to be returned? You selfish witch.
On the bright side you can volunteer yourself, get $1500, and not have to sleep with him because that would make you a “slutty whore.”
They still post mine so probably not.
Heidi, that’s what blowjobs are for…
So you’re the office bicycle?
I’m worried it’s going to be like Star Wars. Jim Carrey will be Jar Jar Binks and my time spent in the movie theater will be Alderaan.
So in other words a federal government shutdown will be the best thing the federal government has done during the obama administration? I agree.
You say that like I wasn’t already doing it.
I didn’t even know Jeff Daniels had a TV show.
It only took them 19 years. Jim Carrey must be starving for cash.
Blowjobs. They’ll put you to sleep in a matter of minutes.
It feels good flicking your peanut? Kid’s a fucking rocket scientist.
Power move.
Org chart, value chain, five forces, core product, fourth quarter projections, rapid growth
The Homeless Guy
Probably your best column yet.
From a guy who has eaten $1/lb Costco chicken and salad all week Tuesday through Friday look pretty damn delicious. I think I’ll have them all tomorrow.
Bro do you even right swipe?
Where did you find a picture of obama preparing to meet with Putin?