My chair needs more lumbar support. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.